Driving can be a serious business, but that doesn't mean we can't have a little fun along the way. That's why we've compiled a list of the top 10 funny warning signs every auto mechanic should know. Plus, we've thrown in some hilarious t-shirt gifts for drivers in Australia to keep the laughter going.
1. "Warning: I brake for unicorns." – This sign is perfect for the driver who loves all things magical and mythical. It's also a great way to let people know that you're a kind and gentle driver who puts safety first.
2. "Caution: Driver singing badly." – We've all been there – stuck in traffic with a tone-deaf driver belting out their favorite song. This sign is a gentle reminder to keep your singing to a minimum and focus on the road ahead.
3. "Danger: Driver has a sense of humor." – If you're the type of driver who loves a good joke, this sign is for you. It's a great way to let other drivers know that you're not afraid to laugh and have a good time, even when you're behind the wheel.
4. "Warning: Driver may spontaneously burst into song." – Similar to the singing driver, this sign warns others of your love for music. But with the added twist of not being able to control the urge to break out into song at any given moment.
5. "Caution: Driver is easily distracted by shiny objects." – We all have our weaknesses, and for some, it's shiny things. This sign is a playful reminder to stay focused on the road and resist the urge to ogle at anything that catches your eye.
6. "Danger: Driver is fueled by coffee." – For those who can't function without their morning cup of joe, this sign is a humorous way to let others know that you may be a little extra alert (or jittery) behind the wheel.
7. "Warning: Driver has a lead foot." – If you tend to drive a little on the faster side, this sign is a lighthearted way to acknowledge your lead foot and warn others to keep a safe distance.
8. "Caution: Driver is a professional backseat driver." – We all know someone who can't help but offer their two cents from the passenger seat. This sign pokes fun at the backseat driver and reminds them to sit back, relax, and let the actual driver do their thing.
9. "Danger: Driver is a parallel parking pro." – For some, parallel parking is a breeze, but for others, it's a nightmare. This sign is a playful way to let others know that you've got the parallel parking game down pat.
10. "Warning: Driver is prone to road rage." – While we don't condone road rage, we do understand that some drivers have a shorter fuse than others. This sign is a humorous way to acknowledge your tendency towards road rage and remind others to stay calm and keep driving.
Now that you've got your arsenal of funny warning signs, it's time to take it to the next level with some hilarious t-shirt gifts for drivers in Australia.
1. "I don't always drive, but when I do, I prefer to stay alive." – This t-shirt is a funny nod to the Dos Equis "Most Interesting Man in the World" commercials, but with a safety twist.
2. "I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying." – For the race car driver in all of us, this t-shirt is a playful way to show off your need for speed.
3. "I brake for tacos." – Who doesn't love tacos? This t-shirt is a fun way to let others know that you're always on the lookout for your next taco fix.
4. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." – We've all been in that situation where we're trying to explain ourselves to a passenger or other driver. This t-shirt is a humorous way to let them know that you're not arguing, just stating the facts.
5. "I'm not lost, I'm just taking the scenic route." – Sometimes getting lost can be a blessing in disguise. This t-shirt is a playful way to embrace the journey, even if it takes you off the beaten path.
6. "I brake for dogs (and cats, and squirrels, and pretty much any animal)." – If you're an animal lover, this t-shirt is a cute way to show off your soft spot for furry friends.
7. "I'm not tailgating, I'm drafting." – For the NASCAR fans out there, this t-shirt is a funny way to show off your love for the sport.
8. "I'm not texting, I'm just updating my status." – We all know the dangers of texting and driving, but sometimes we just can't resist. This t-shirt is a humorous way to acknowledge the temptation.
9. "I'm not drunk, I'm just practicing for my sobriety test." – While we don't condone drinking and driving, we do appreciate a good joke. This t-shirt is a playful way to acknowledge the seriousness of sobriety tests.
10. "I'm not honking, I'm just saying hello." – Sometimes a friendly honk is all it takes to brighten someone's day. This t-shirt is a cute way to show off your friendly side.
Driving doesn't have to be a serious and boring affair. With the help of these funny warning signs and t-shirt gifts, you can add a little humor and personality to your time on the road. Just remember to always prioritize safety and keep your eyes on the road ahead.
